Memoirs of a White Girl

not great at processing dairy... but pretty good at puzzles
Snape:What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
Hermione:Uh... Well... We... We were just...
Snape:You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape:...Up to something.

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

mootiness:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

these puns are far too cornea

eyes

(via asian)

microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

(via summer-nights-x)

Toddler:Mama, I L-L-Looo
Mother:You love me?!
Toddler:Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years past and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an Airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.

vvinstonmarshall:

yeah i play an instrument [lifts up shirt and smacks stomach]

(via queen--of-hearts)

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

(via ruinedchildhood)

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

(via queen--of-hearts)

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