Memoirs of a White Girl

not great at processing dairy... but pretty good at puzzles

wild-n-free-n-stuff:

Do you ever put on an outfit and then think “wow this would look so much nicer if I wasn’t such a fat piece of shit” because same

(via summer-nights-x)

clashboarding:

when everyone u know is invited to something except for u

image

(Source: milfdud, via cumfort)

meridiandreams:

babycakesbriauna:

procreationstation:

mylovekhloe:

satans-lapdog:

thedaintysquid:

pleatedjeans:

"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]

I. AM. CRYING.

the fucking door frame one…

Gold.

I adore this man.

CRINE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

(via ayo-g)

momentarily-insane:

Glad I didn’t scroll pass this !

(Source: thebachelorsparty, via queen--of-hearts)

audreyy-horne:

nash-grier:

Honestly, I don’t know how I feel about having Tumblr. I really don’t get it and it’s not something I really like using. What do you guys think? :/

Personally I think you’re a fucking douche

(via ayo-g)

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

(via asian)

sirbombalot:

Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.

(via queen--of-hearts)

taco bell employee:how are you today?
me:crunchwrap supreme

frickin:

Everyone is being all artsy on instagram during the summer and then there is me looking like a fucking papaya

(via tropicanahaveyournumber)

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