Do you ever put on an outfit and then think “wow this would look so much nicer if I wasn’t such a fat piece of shit” because same
when everyone u know is invited to something except for u
"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]
I. AM. CRYING.
the fucking door frame one…
I adore this man.
Glad I didn’t scroll pass this !
Honestly, I don’t know how I feel about having Tumblr. I really don’t get it and it’s not something I really like using. What do you guys think? :/
Personally I think you’re a fucking douche
Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.
Everyone is being all artsy on instagram during the summer and then there is me looking like a fucking papaya