Memoirs of a White Girl

not great at processing dairy... but pretty good at puzzles

chvches:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got cinnamon buns

arc520:

darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

image

(via wh0redaisies)

roughness:

mileskane:

hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…

i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty

(Source: conflictingharry, via the90sk-i-d-s)

catsandwich:

catsandwich:

OH IM SORRY MOM DID THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE INTERRUPT THE BEGINNING OF YOURS?!?!!?/1/!?!?1/!/1?

i told my mom that this post started gaining me followers when i first posted it and she got really mad because she was offended and she actually interrupted me to tell me how rude it was 

(via ayo-g)

lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

(via la-hire-ships-it)

ghostypasta:

Me: “WHAT IS TOMORROW”

Dad: “September first”

Me: “HALLOWEEN INTENSIFIES”

Dad: "NO"

(via teacupsandprintedpages)

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